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February 22 2008 4:57 PM by Adam
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Why ColdFusion? (Borat)

I really wanted to capture the technical reasons why I've been using ColdFusion for well over a decade. Unfortunately, I couldn't control my emotions and I started making fun of Java developers. Here is another 30onAIR spot for ColdFusion.

btw. That's also my impersonation of Chris Scott (Mr. Smarty Pants)

Why ColdFusion? (Halo)

Inspired by all the Guitar Hero themed 30onAIR videos that have been floating around the tubes, I created my own from a Halo perspective. Enjoy.

Why ColdFusion? (Best Dead Language EVAR!)

This is as serious as I can be in front of a camera...

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YouTube is experiencing some intermittent outages which is most likely the cause for the error you saw. It seems to be working at the moment.

As far as the captcha/comment form goes, I've made a number of updates that should go live soon to resolve the incredibly long captcha. My original thought was that the length wasn't too much of an issue since it generates actual words (a bit of a usability experiment).

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